Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
in the past 3 nights i've fucked a millionaire, a drug dealer and a civil engineer... i dont really have a "type" anymore
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
You're mold. I may or maynot have puked blood this morning.
I'm using toast as a chaser. If I wasn't already so fucked up this would be revolting.
God he's so convenient, drugs, an parties all in one person. He's like the Walmart of delinquency.
YOU DRINK NOW BECAUSE YOU ARE A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN WHO DOESN'T NEED A DRINKING PARTNER
you said, 'he held out his hand, that means we don't have to pay' about the taxi driver, and then asked the doorman what happened to your pants...
Vodka and cigarettes aside, my body is a temple.
Woke up in a hotel room with some random guy then walked over a mile to the bus stop where I laid down and waited on the bus. GREAT NIGHT
11:30 you texted me saying he was on his way. 11:37 you said, "Oh my God that was terrible."
Where is Holly?
Nevermind. i can hear her having sex two doors down
So hypothetically speaking.. say someone dropped their birth control pill in a hot bowl of soup, and it possibly disintegrated.. would it be just as useful?
Does the girl you just banged want anything from Taco Bell?
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