Hey when you come over to pick me up in the mornin bring a camera. This is going to be legendary. Don't knock.... They might cover up
they were just spraying pledge on themselves and calling it lemon cologne.
High as balls & about to be tanning. Helloooo 15 minute vacay.
he mailed me a thank you note for the blowjob.
I don't care if there's a party or not. I just want to be half naked in a cape with a never-ending supply of alcohol within arm's length at all times. Make it happen.
Correction... Drunk on winter break. There are no days of the week on break.
His balls are like really small, like dog sized balls. It was a weird discovery. Ever done a guy with dog sized balls?
My parents just told me that if I stop drinking I could do something great with my life...
They obliviously haven't seen you dance on top of a pool table then
Currently putting together my outfit for this weekend, AKA a poster board that says "I'll cook you breakfast and do all your laundry, take me home." On front and back
Jungle juice turns everything into a pickup line. All I said was "do you play chess" and somehow I got laid.
she pointed to my dick and said you are going to save the world
What if he stabs me in the back, mid-orgasm, as I sit on his face? It'd be a miraculous way to go but that's not the point
I remember climbing onto your table and singing"tequila tequila" into your candlesticks. I apologize.
Executive decision.... we are cuddling naked
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
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