I just pooped in his toilet and didn't flush...I desperately need to get him past the girls don't poop phase.
i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
gin and tonic in a mug. no limes so im using canned madarin oragnes. classy or trashy?
homeless.
the boy next to me on the plane handed me a shot glass, then a perkaset, and told me to have a good week off..hellllo spring break.
you're in nursing school, now tell me what to do about a burned clit.
My mouth holds just enough water for my bong
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
Climbing through a window thats four feet off the ground isnt the easiest thing when youre high, trust me.
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
If you call getting home safe by sprinting down Spanish Harlem barefoot still rolling then ya I made it
You're dating a nurse! That's smart, you never know when you'll have a medical emergency. Probably liver failure.
My dick pics could make it to the popular page on Instagram.
I didnt realize until i got your email that what i've been missing in my life is someone to send me dog gifs
Meeting him up for him to pay half of the Plan B was awkward but worth it cause I'm broke as fuck
Just made a secret hand shake with my sisters cat. Boredom at its finest.
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