# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
well you can't waste a boner
my sister just canceled her nose job because she thought it would hurt too much
It'll hurt less than being alone
That girl gave me her number because you were arrested. I am so proud of you dude.
Is all white too much for court to prove my innocents?
It's like a bag of dicks covered in taint sweat pounding a pregnant baby walrus.
And the horses in Central Park have blankets. And Rafiki just told me "it is time" in the back of our cab.
watched two friends get underages. one had a shirt on that said lets get wasted while the other said to the cop "i understand your just trying to do your job but that was dirty bro".
I just power puked in the office bathroom.. blew blood vessels in my eyes and now I'm ready for a donut.... success
Somehow my drug dealer is stuck in my air-vent and now everything smells like patchouli, weed, deoderant and sweat.
I never turn down an adventure. My life is like a sexual Lord of the Rings.
pesky things like morals, self-preservation and cowardice are not needed. overkill is nothing but a word. there will be blood.
I think he has some internal "man stuff" that keeps getting in the way.
Like alcoholism and general douchbagary.
I think I'm actually too depressed to do drugs, wow.
Woke up in the hospital naked with my id's taped to my chest. Also apparently puked on two guys, two girls and an escalade (at the same time). Good night.
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