the best things in life are free. have that freshly fucked look and doing the walk of shame by HIS girlfriend.....priceless
Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
i just stepped in cum. i hate you.
Thats what happens when you don't swallow.
just because you are in college doesnt mean its okay to pregame easter mass.
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
the first sign of life we got from you was four hours later. you smiled without opening your eyes when tom whispered in your ear we were getting buffalo wings.
Handcuffed. To. Steering. Wheel. Fuck.
He lasted about 30 seconds then said you can't win them all. But then he made me pancakes so it's okay. We shall call him mancakes.
How are you going to come here and fuck on our couch ? That's everyones couch
She took the fish and put it in the hot tub, then turned on the jets. She said she was training it for the Olympics.
With a breakfast like weed and a fun size twix before a dentist appointment you can see exactly how I handle being an adult
I woke up to an email from expedia confirming my flight to hong kong
So the makeout sesh? Not so great. His stubble rubbed my face raw, he tried to push me towards auto-erotic asphyxiation, and he licked my forehead. Twice.
Next thing I know her tits are out on my desk. It was straight out of a porno. What was I supposed to do I’m not made of stone
at the hospital. Kevin drank straight from the river
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