Haha no. But I cannot hook up with you anymore. Especially when you group text people.
There is a girl getting fingered on my left, a middle aged drink man smoking a bong and two girls flashing the cameras in front of me. I'm in the middle trying to maintain my innocence.
i wish i could watch tv and lissten to music at the same time...but still understand both
i think otters can do that
I've decided to bang my pen-pal.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
It all came flooding back to me: there was a woman with one hand
like the only thing i remember is bringing a piece of toast to the bar...
Remember the 3 things that are off limits? They're fair game if you get here in the next 5 minutes
I love you more with every blowjob.
You should write for Hallmark.
I woke up in Brittany's thong, Tony's shirt, and an oven mitt
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He started to lick a stick of butter and was calling it Jennifer.
I curse you to think about Guy Fieri whenever you have sex with your lady.
I hate her so much I want to fuck her boyfriend.
Nice people suck dick too. I'm proof.
HIDE THE INFLATABLE PENIS
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
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