Yeah, where have you been?
Clearly not facebooking enough. Sweet jesus.
I would wrestle an alligator for a bj right now
i had the deer in headlights look when she walked in and i was digging in her hamper
i'm going to be one of those im-wearing-a-shirt-as-a-dress girls today. dont make fun of me, i need laid
3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
Nobody is stopping the marines from drinking in class on veterans day. They literally brought a cooler with a bottle of whiskey and vodka on ice. And are passing out red cups to anyone interested. Staying in Vegas for college has officialy become an A+ decision
I woke up at 5:47 in the morning to you peeing on my parents bedroom floor. I think we've established that you have a limit .
He's both a cowboy and a firefighter. Saying "no" was not an option.
And. I know i am a gay man cause when i saw the pic of his cock his feet were in it and i am like what the fuck?
The toilet wouldn't flush at the club so I literally just shat in the garbage.
If you saw or spoke to me yesterday can you message me. Trying to make a timeline of the day I was too drunk to remember
You set fire to his cat.
In my defense, I did not think it would be in the trash bag.
Today will be the day I throw up in my backpack in the middle of class
beach body workouts will consist of dancing and cocaine, and sugar free redbull
she passed out standing next to the car. her head hit the door so hard the alarm went off. she instantly snapped out of it and started sprinting away
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