Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
i think a pirate just stole the rest of our fucking beer. what an appropriate costume.
Its a good thing the lights were off cuz Im pretty sure the look on my face when I touched his penis would have offended him
She tried to sit inside the drawer to my dresser and when it broke, she burst into tears calling herself fat. Too high to deal with this
they're doing drop shots of Jager into red wine. i don't want to be on that level
I can't wait to hear about your drunken cab ride to planned parenthood at 2pm
Well if you're drunk enough to make some mistakes this week I'd be down to redeem myself for my poor performance.
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
There's a patch of dead grass from where you would notoriously throw up after every good night in July. This summer was great.
Not to mention I think lunch is a little inappropriate when our relationship is only based on Mario kart and alcohol so far...
did i make more ranch sandwiches last night
you had 4
We got a noise complaint for vacuuming too much but not for getting really high and yelling about peanut butter
Please clarify that he is speaking of beer pong and not rough sex
I checked her ID this morning. Lets just say...she's older than my mom
I would just like to say that I was the one who said that we should find scissors, when they were cutting your hair with a kitchen knife. I am responsible.
I still feel bad for it, even though I technically only videotaped it and helped will to distract the questioning neighbor
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