brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
Why didn't you tell me that Dad was a registered sex offender?
We were going to tell you eventually, how'd you find out?
Our school resource officer showed us how to use Family Watchdog and pulled up his picture.
Now there's vomit covered trash all over the front lawn. I feel accomplished
Saturday dinner is funfetti cake and merlot. Singlehood has come to this.
I just woke up entirely naked on top of a pile of some guy's laundry on his bedroom floor.
Thanks for letting me in last night. I was drunkenly sleepwalking.
If by date you mean washing Pizza house down with a bottle of wine, then yes I have a date.
I can feel your movements against the shared wall we are leaning up against. It makes me feel as though we are one. Queue Pocahontas song...
I woke up sandwiched between them, all of us naked, and they were just sharing a cigarette, a donut, and the paper like it was just some normal post-threesome Sunday brunch.
I have work in an hour and I'm having trouble with concepts such as 'staying upright' and 'staying conscious'. Tie me to your wrist next time we go out drinking,
He sent me a dick pic from work, but I could see all the pizzas in the background. Now I'm just hungry.
im questioning your sanity while also accepting your reality
i cant go to his party cause last time i pressed the red buttons on the wall and the fire alarm went off for 40 minutes, i'm not allowed back there
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
I swear I'm an adult. I say as I send my mom to go find me green lucky charms and lady gaga oreos
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