she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
I really hope you get sexually violated by a pterodactyl tonight.
Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
No, we ended up finding him drunk at a bus stop downtown sitting on the bench asking people for chocolates and amazing stories to "rid his mind of his whore of a girlfriend"
thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
Dude, at this rate we're going to get arrested a second time tonight.
She was our DD the least I could do is have sex with her. Even when drunk I'm still chivalrous.
I'm sweating so much right now i look like Whitney Houston
We're all in the kiddie pool on the porch. Fully clothed. Watching porn. With my manager.
Taking my infected piercing out in the parking lot of the food card place. This is one of those life defining moments that makes me sad.
It was a perpetual wrestle for who got to be on bottom. Laziest hookup ever.
You're lucky you got out when you did, about an hour later the girl in the Franzia box started wrestling everyone.
If the fate of the world hinged on some chubby girl getting laid, the president would dispatch me with a fifth of Jameson immediately and then rest easy.
Let's put it this way, there's not many girls I wouldn't let sit on my face
Plus you get to call him out on being a dick. It's more satisfying than ever sex I've ever had.
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