brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
Honestly I wish you never came into my life. I know I don't want you. But I keep trying to get you back bc of the memories
I don't see you I see the memories. All the time
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
I lost of the blow last night. Found it later in my bag labeled Fairy Dust.
Fuck winter. I had to scrape my windshield, shoeless, after the walk of shame so I could go home.
It was a deal breaker when she told me not to wear a condom and god would decide if we were meant to be together.
there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here
WAIT DID YOU MAIL ME A KITTEN
I thought I was invisible, then some guy flashed his high beams at me and I realized my lights weren't on...not invisible.
I'm at the point where I'm gonna write in my mothers bday card. Happy birthday. Please stop having sex with the door open.
Before he left he told me if his girlfriend ever finds out, she'll take us both to an alley and kill us.
See, this is why we give you shit. Ashley gets her car cleaned out, I get multiple enchiladas made, and you get cum in your eye.
Do you think you could cook pancakes while i blow you?
i had every intention of working out now im just drinking wine and thinking about taking nudes in my thigh high tube socks
Come on in. I'm butt naked, in the kitchen, eating ice pops
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