Need sex. Gaining weight.
I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
He snuck into some random hotel's continental breakfast at 3 AM and then passed out on a bench in the lobby. When the cops found him they made him empty out his pockets. No phone, no ID just muffins.
Of course I was flustered, I had a lot of penis in my face.
she gave me her number. found out it was already stored in my phone as "bathroom blowjob"
If she makes a move, pretend to have a seizure.
This little shit keeps eating the playdoh so i replaced the green with wasabi from work. Wonder what his parents are gonna think when he burns his soft palette?
Ya. My thumbs are those buffalo's, but my legs are spirits and my torso is that Indian guys and my head is the eagle
I feel like my sexual preferences are just another sign that I am a 75 year old drag queen in a 29 year old woman's body.
My knees are skinned from sitting on someone's face on concrete
I got my period during my acid trip. It was weird.
I have no idea what happened last night but I sobered up whilst showering with a mop.
ok morning sex is a totally valid reason to come in late... ur good, cya in 20
Sorry about you walking in on the whole nude kinect dancing. The new roomie was drunk and naked and told us he was either over dressed or we were under dressed for the party. And Amy figured it would be easier to join him than it would be to dress him
Andddddd I'm drunk
Andddddd it's Tuesday
That's your opinion.
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