What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
Con: they had to cauterize my wound twice. Pro: The docs agreed I'll be able to get really drunk tonight since I've lost so much blood.
sound pretty economical
My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
you were holding her hair as she threw up saying "I'm going to be a great doctor" repeatedly.
Hey welcome to Rick's drunk text tree. Rick is drunk right now please respond with "shut up" to remove your name from this list. Thanks for playing.
Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO
The nurse gave me a funny look when I said I thought I have an std in my throat. Bet she only does it missionary too
the last call horn was blaring when I tried peeling you off the bathroom floor than you uttered "Ill take the toothless one.'
I've smoked enough weed to put down a pony.
Nothing like moscato in your sinuses tobmake your night complete
Fuck away man. Like 3% of these new people will be back next week. This is the best week of the year to slam bitches at the gym.
I was so drunk last night I couldn't see faces, only from the shoulders down.
listen. i haven't sucked a dick in well over three years but i believe in myself.
Thought for a game. Duck, Duck, Grey Goose. If you're tapped, you take a shot. Then proceed as normal.
Slept on the bathroom floor again. I hope when I turn 28 I’ll stop doing that
Randomize
