My parents came down to check and make sure I wasn't into any mischief then proceeded to give me alcohol.
Just went to my life planning class. The professor has a braid going halfway down his back and an earring.
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
I swear after i took it all i did was scream for four hours
I think throwing up in my her purse is probably why we broke up
found my necklace. it was safe with all 6 boxes of peeps that i bought that night.
cracked out the beer snorkel again. that thing has a five for five record of getting me naked.
Yeah dude, it's amazing. Be careful though, that shit is really really intense. Like it's way more intense than normal shit...
I took two and feel like crushed diamonds spread over glazing marmalade
Did strip banana grams actually happen last night
please remind me of this if i ever start out a night declaring my goal is to see how much american honey it takes for me to forget who i am again
Well I mean he still had sex with me after I told him that I play fetch with the kids I take care of, so I'm not really looking too far ahead with him...
Would you accept a fantastic blowjob as payment?
I was all, oh. I've had tattoos and broken a limb. Waxing my lady parts will be a cake walk. I was wrong.
So you thought it was a good idea to make plans for the same time same place with the guy you were sort of dating AND his best friend you slept with?
I woke up naked next to my hot manager. Left before she woke up, and worked an entire shift with her. She has no idea.
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