You're so nebulous sometimes
No one appreciates an amoeba in a balloon hat.
I just saw a guy wearing a tuxedo shirt under his overalls. That is true iowa class right there
you probably should not have drank the wine that everyone spits out. and the sad part, that was not even your low point last night
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the welcome home hickey he left on my boob is really gunna put a damper on the rest of my thanksgiving hook up plans with the rest of my ex's
It's not a good hook up if during you're thinking "how will this damage me psychologically"
Eating nacho cheese off the carpet. How is your morning?
Thank god I didn't get free from the hospital restraints. I wouldent have lasted long drunk, startled and in an ass-less gown In D.C.
It's midsummers eve. A.k.a. come over so we can get drunk and wear leaf crowns
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I broke my heels and ended up on a random party bus where I passed out after a brief stripper pole incident.
I had a flashback of using my sock as a napkin after we got taco bell
I just put vagisil on my bug bites how do you think my morning is going
There is eyeliner on my toilet. Vodka and I have a love hate relationship.
Woke up to find that I was cock blocked by no more than three people.
It's official we're now working from home permanently. I'm getting paid to have sex and sandwiches. I hit the lottery.
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