Yeah true. Damn vaginas. They're ruining the world.
you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
he must have thought the song was "ejacuate on the dance floor"
I got my parents high. They've been watching spongebob for six hours. You cannot tell me I'm not the favorite
We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
Oh, and my friends believe you should reimburse me for the brazilian that was gone to waste.
He dropped me off at 4 in the morning because I made fun of Pearl Jam..
He googled the address of the bar, then sent me a text saying "6.3 miles. Too far. :( Apparently I am only worth a 5 mile radius.
i climbed out of the bath tub this morning and found him taped to the treadmill
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
What is my life coming to that I have to cross state lines to get laid?
Have you ever got so drunk that you tasted the future?
I know he's only a bandaid for my emotional disrepair, but he can stick me anytime!!
She called to tell me she just hooked up with my crush...and that he talked about me...not sure if I should be pissed or excited?
Periods are much less exciting when you're not sexually active.
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