i don't know what kind of porn he watches.. but that is NOT how you do it...
i wonder how he feels talking to my mother about jesus with a condom on his dick
He asked about stds. I told him I don't have any... which I don't. They are now called sti's. Whooopsie
just had dinner with my dad's new gf and her daughter.. had to drink a beer to get through it.. she's 19 she has on a disney watch and snowflake earrings
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on a side note you can NOT make bong water out of a pear
And I'm PMSing. So if I'm not crying, I'm masturbating.
You. Me. A bottle of Vodka. The wilderness.
I just blew my weed a kiss
I think we can all agree that the size of her boobs, combined with beer, is destroying my ability to judge looks.
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Let's stay in this weekend and play drinking games to the Winter Olympics.
As long as we can drink anytime we see a stray dog, mafia looking Russian or double toilet.
Nick's drunk off his ass and Kyle just Texted me and all he said was "butt pirates from space".
Which one of you drunk assholes put a parental lock on my cable box last night? More importantly, what's the pin? I'm missing the UK game.
Don't worry I sent a creepy stalker message to a guy I slept with 6 years ago, Sunday Funday rock bottom
Bro.. I am absolutely going to have sex with our old middle school health teacher
Also, I had mind-blowing sex on a pool table
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