Most awkward sex ever...
And im texting you in the middle.
Are you with Adam and his vodka?
Yeswdsssss I masde his pickle gi away ans he go anbnoued
you should probably quit with the whole "no homo" thing, especially when you are drunk, "mo homo"gives the wrong impression.
I wore my front clasp bra so he would have to prove his sobriety to me before we had sex.
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I think we can all look back on last night and categorize it under, " reason why Cory can't be left at the bar by himself"
i am one more weekend without sex away from dosing him with viagra and locking ourselves into a closet.
There's something odd about buying beer for the first time while wearing my school sweater from kindergarten, but I don't mind.
Please please please buy brown eye liner on your way home in the morning... I'm missing an eyebrow
You screamed "I NEED TO GET THE WHOLE SET!" and then proceeded to try touching everyone's balls in the room
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Dedication to a hook up: I had to recruit five people at the train station to help me buy a ticket from a kiosk and get on the right train in 15 minutes because I discovered that my car was stolen.
Fell asleep in the library, woke up because I almost let out a sleep fart. That was close.
And if I could both stabilize myself *and* pick things up with my penis... Well, I wouldn't be on the fire dept...
I woke up to an alarm on my phone that said "Buy Plan B" and then the guy offered me a hairbrush... which seemed polite at the time
Apparently there was a black out and the security alarms went off except I was convinced it was the microwaves and made ben unplug them all then got really frustrated cos he wasnt doing it right
i now understand why vodka
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