She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
4pm on a Sunday....roomate fucking like a wildabeast while I have a organic chemistry study group in my kitchen.
Apparently blowing a .28 for a cop and then kissing her on the mouth is technically assaulting a police officer. Who knew.
The owner of this phone is no longer accepting texts from liars, assholes or married men. You figure out which one applies.
Terrible hangover + phoenix airport + pizza hut....I think I might have entered one of the levels of hell.
Last I saw, they went for a smoke and only one came back. He passed out outside. I'm glad he's only 120lbs. I left him on the rug still. My mom is gonna be pissed.
i woke up in just my socks. my clothes were outside, he had rugburn on his elbows, and a window was broken.
Well yes he stayed. He brought Guiness, them he shaved me. It's a long, but beautiful story.
You were so drunk you coat checked your shoe... Not even both of them. Just one shoe.
I HAVE DISCOVERED LONDON AND IT FILLS ME WITH JOY
Just waxed 95% of the hair off my vag. If he doesn't enjoy this tonight, you will, whether you like it or not.
our moms work together...I can just see the conversation now, hey your daughter ruined my sons marriage, that's probably how it will start.
Gameplan: If the cops show up, find a potted plant to hide behind... It's worked before!
I am going to constantly be reminded of you for the next couple of days because of how sore my vagina is. It's just the price I have to pay.
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