We may or may not have a drunk cat on our hands.
Like if I don't roll around in my puke, the night will be a failure.
You kept hugging the big bouncer & feeling the other ones beard
All I remember is mattress sliding down the stairs while giving him a blow-job. Sorry you had to witness the incident.
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Just found a peacock feather in my car. Should I be the least bit concerned about this?
i want to pour hot gravy all over you in bed
Suppose hypothetically u received a request for face time communication with a gentleman who looked astonishingly like a penis. Would you indulge him in conversation? Hypothetically of course.
You don't want to cheat on your husband, you just want to fuck someone who isn't him.
I'm drinking and working out! I'm bench pressing the beer pong table and doing push ups and lifting the chair.
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Pretty sure my idea of standards went out the window when I hooked up with a guy who had a rooster tattoo with an arrow pointing down to his no no bits. Think about it.
I worry about your feelings an awful lot for somebody who gets off on making you cry
Dude like i feel like i did ALL OF THE DRUGS yesterday
Speaking of dignity, who all saw me....
I JUST WANT TO HAVE AWKWARD SEXUAL EXPERIENCES WITH HIM.
She looked up and said "I like this." I asked "what do you like?" she said "penis."
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