and i looked up. we had an audience...
I love taking my adderall while im in class! As soon as I take the pill out everyone around me just stares in envy!
i want to cheat with him just to show his girlfriend what a terrible person he is.
The kid next to me is typing a powerpoint presentation.. title: Reasons to Wear a Condom, subtitle: The Ian Story
The first slide was titled: You Could Get a Girl Pregnant.
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I just wanted to let you know that this afternoon I took a piss at the same toliet you drank out of on New Years Eve.
you picked up the vacuum cleaner at one point and said you we gonna beat the shit out of me with it. that was kinda funny
He was trying to hotbox the banana suit. Of course we traded him for vodka.
this lady just pulled corn on the cob out of her purse
People like that make this world a better place.
Why do you need me to cover for work?
I wouldn't say NEED but lets just say I smell like guacamole and semen.
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I just want to fall into a pit of xannies and eat my way out.
Just had sex to Jesse & the Rippers. Can check that one off the bucket list.
In all honesty the person most likely to secretly slip me drugs would be ... Me
I was angry that a college kid had a new Audi
so I peed on it
he's drunk and referred to his shoes as foot condoms
she passed out standing next to the car. her head hit the door so hard the alarm went off. she instantly snapped out of it and started sprinting away
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