That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
oh my god I didn't know your sister was this good at french kissing
I have to look really hot tonight because my personality is going to suck.
last night i was so high that when a homeless person asked me for a dollar, i responded: dolla dolla bill ya'll.
I walked into my house this morning to find an 18 pack on the counter. I think that's gods way of ringing the bell for round two.
the way i see it him paying 500 bucks for my fake abortion is karma's way of punishing him for cheating on his wife
apparently 20 random guys watched the process of me being carried on a mattress through the dorms
We asked an illegal alien to buy us beer. He didn't even want a tip. I'm going to Washington to plead that case.
No driving. The car is spinning. I am praying for mcdonalds.
That's true. There's really no bad time to take a Vicodin.
It is the Reeses peanut butter cup of pharmaceuticals.
Sorry I forced you to take an adderall at 1am and then proceeded to dance to Lose Yourself outside of Qdoba.
Living room floor. I asked him to give me a back rub. He did. And smoothly transitioned that to foreplay, then basically threw me on the floor. My vagina hurts. He deserves another Christmas present.
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
This town is a penis wasteland. I haven't seen a suitable penis in months. This is becoming an emergency situation. I need penis in my life
Her dad had just brought down their giant American flag for 4th of July and we fucked on it. I have never been more patriotic
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