She has no definite jawline and all of her photo's have Ke$ha quotes as captions followed by a "<3" Even by your standards that is embarrassing.
You were mounting an escalator last night, shouting "I have no health insurance" at people
At first i thought she was a sexily dressed toddler. but not in a pedophile way, in a really on drugs way
Yeah. I don't think I have anything left in me tho. I think I was throwing up tangible memories at one point.
I don't think ill be here long the chick I came to see is blowing rails with a drag queen
oh yeah, there may or may not be a large boa loose in the house when you get home.
Hay for your next interview you should go in with fake blood on your cloths and tell them you just finished saving a life, then cry
I'm gonna give the beer pong table a viking pyre funeral at the bon fire.
just for future reference, lake water is NOT mix for hard stuff. nor is it an adequate substitute.
Saw a dude last night at a strip club's bar eating canned pineapple and giving tootsie pops to the girls...
I have weed and a speedo - I don't need anything else.
Beer and xanax may be a bad combo, but I don't really care due to the beer and the xanax.
Seeing her tonight. She doesn't want dinner, just wants me to come over for awhile. My penis just sent me a thank you card.
I'd like to know who hasn't seen my tits tonight.
Looking back at our past texts, the minute it turned 2020 you were cleaning your house and I was dying of the cold. We were prophesying the Rona.
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