so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
TYLER... glimpse of last night: leather chaps, guacamole dip, a jump rope, spray paint, and rhinestone studded pajamas.
i think you have the wrong number... but your story sounds delightful.
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
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I fell asleep at the bar. And the bouncer threw a snowball at my face.
my nipple ring is gone but someone was nice enough to replace it with a paperclip
He's tryingto open a beer with a Police baton. Cut him off or see where this leads?
I hope he didn't notice that my shirt was inside out when I told him I didn't have sex with the guy. Kind of a dead giveaway.
Every time I there's a break up, I'm left with an animal. That's it. No more mutual pets.
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We proceeded to buy tattoos from the dollar store and interpretive dance to of monsters and men, it's safe to say he's my new fuck buddy
Anxiously awaiting my period drinking Hershey's syrup from the bottle. Don't judge me
Summers almost over and we haven't golfed, got naked or had sex yet. Let's do all three in one day, no particular order.
I found dried jizz from last night on my leg while feeding an infant a bottle. I am not fit to care for children
You know the rule about how you feel bad for getting food and not offering other people you're around, does that apply when you eat burger king at a strip club?
She swallowed the car key because she thought we were really going to make her drive.
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