Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
We have a vodka soaked ShamWow with your name on it.
but i got with him after midnight so its technically 2 days
i am pregamming alone in my car. scale of 1-10 how alcoholic is that
im pretty sure thats an 11
Absence makes the cock grow harder.
I just remembered I opened the taxi door when I was at a red light last night and puked. And then when I was done I closed the door and told him he may proceed with caution.
He was very impressed that you could put your hair in a ponytail by yourself while throwing up.
You swear the intervention is for her? I've fallen for that one twice.
I woke up and he was starring at me and then said "do you believe in miracles"?
You handed J your Mayan-pocalypse shopping list and told him he wasn't getting laid unless he brought everything on it. Where is he supposed to get a live goat?!
I'd say tonight was pretty successful. I rode an iron horse naked and sweet talked myself out of an MIC while wearing a bra filled with four loko.
Did you really get 12 corn dogs from the gas station last night?
Didn't think the day of being the oldest in a club would be when I'm twenty one. Even the bouncer looked surprised when he ID me.
Woke up with 5 texts apologizing from a number I named "guy who elbowed me in face"
I felt like a slutty ass cruella devil driving your old car, And I got in a fight with your wipers
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