Having kids is risky. They might end up weird.
it's a girl!!
That's great, I look forward to meeting her in 18 years
Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
The iPad is going to make my porn collection SO much more glossier... thanks steve jobs.
i felt horrible..i wanted to somehow give him his vcard back
that's a non refundable transaction sweetheart
Just peed in a urinal with another girl. It's that kind of night.
FYI your bra is now hanging in the hallway as a trophy.
Don't you judge us. Sockets make ideal bowls
the straight edge chick smoked with me, because according to her my bowl is pretty
I went by my nickname in rehab. It made it feel more like summer camp.
Currently hot boxing a fort I made on our snow day... This is legendary
You're going to be mad because I got baked, but not that mad because I'm bringing home kfc.
You would critique a dick pic. Damn art people.
Spent like 2 minutes so far learning and 35 minutes in a group chat talking about big asses. Yet another Wed zoom meeting.
CTFD. There’s plenty of dick in the sea! This is Vegas, we import dick. \nWorst case scenario we get a rental penis
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