break up sex still means we will always be broken up.
Dating my ex's drug dealer.. best. revenge. ever.
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
So we are lighting beer bottles on fire and breaking them in half to make glasses
That sounds dangerous
Don't worry......were wearing oven mits.
We were tripping too hard to figure out to tell him where we were so we sent a picture of me laying outside the tent saying "find us"
SURVIVAL MODE. WE CAN DO THIS. Celebratory survived-working-christmas-retail sex to follow
I slept naked with a towel wrapped around my waist in case I pissed the bed again
As planned I took it to the limit. Then we met a new limit. Now they are limit friends.
If that orgasm indicates how the rest of the year is going to go, I need to buy rain boots.
So congratulations, your penis has now sent me to urgent care not once, but twice!
I assure you, it was not a Porn Hub Bee Movie parody.
I just didn't expect to have anal in a retail store at 9 AM on a Tuesday.
Well this guy just went into a detailed lecture about how rinos are developing into unicorns.. It's gonna be a good night.
So I fell alseep while I was motorboating that girl last night infront of the entire party.
I told him to take his man panties off and take the fucking Jaeger bomb already, so no to a 2nd date
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