i hit her car. ill just send her a farmville gift in the morning. then it'll be alright.
Gentleman, we have a new medal category - number of women per day in apartment WITHOUT FURNITURE
We stole a cat. That is all you need to know.
BIGGER SANDWIJH COME NIW OR DIE
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I FUCKING SERVED PEOPLE AND POURDED JUGS AND GOT FREE BEEEEEEEERERTERRY
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I've already started drinking so the earlier you get out of class the more coherent I'll probably be.
He was the one that got away. From my vagina.
Consider it an appointment to improve my blow job capabilities.
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tonight were gonna drink champagne and watch girls put themselves in awkward position
I was convinced to buy a man thong.
But it's Armani so it's okay.
God I just out gayed myself.
The golf course isn't that incognito for sex.
He gave me a beer, petted my head, and called me kiddo.
I woke up the whole house screaming I need my shorts they found me in the kitchen with a bag of strawberries naked
Last time he showed up for Christmas he went on and on about backpacking somewhere and getting ghonnorreah twice.
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