You are still hot in my book. I wanna dry hump u like a 9th grader then hump for real when the herpes is gone.
just took a sink shower in Arbys bathroom
I just woke up and realized I puked in my boxers WTF.
You stay classy.
The worst part was I forgot until I tried to put them on.
went to the bathroom to piss, saw puke in the toilet thought wtf i dont remember puking, then turned around to find a chick i've never seen before passed out in my shower.
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You were waisted for 48 hours and the only 3 words you said were yup, sure, and michigan
if you wouldnt have been fucking me hard and crazy like that then my bed wouldn't have broke. you owe me 600.
so you admit it was good then??
It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
I flashed some kids doing a church car wash. I feel like I really improved the quality of their lives.
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Spending 4 hours in the emergency room today tells me that your birthday party was a success.
I just want brownies and waffles and someone to lick my tits
The guy at the door just stared only at my boobs and said "I'm gonna let you in." 'Merica
i feel like i am made of mashed potatoes. i love cannabis pills so. fucking. much.
NO MAKING MOLDS OF ANYONES GENITALS
Fine. Suck all the fun out of life.
Is there something wrong with us? Seriously.
Possibly, but I'd rather not fix it.
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