Fuck Jersey, the house im in is so baller but this state just cannot win.
I wonder if Barack Obama has ever been this drunk.
i woke up to find out i googled the Twilight Eclipse trailer. so either drunk me doesn't know that i'm straight, or sober me doesn't know that i'm gay
I'm going to make him fall in love with me one blow job at a time.
weed salsa. i deserve a nobel prize
I do. There's a bald headed guy whose kinda hot. I might rub his head. I've only had 2 beers
The bartender asked if I wanted a to-go cup for my crown and coke.....I just realized I'm back in Montana and fuck did I miss home.
No exaggeration. At the gas station she handed me the mop from over the counter and told me that's my last drink of the night
They sat me on college avenue with a puke bucket and people were mistakenly throwing change in it. Got me enough money take a cab back to my apartment.
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
i told him I'd let him eat part of a weed cookie out of my cleavage, so he pulled over like a gentleman.
I've decided that it's a bad thing. But I've also decided that I don't give a fuck.
Btw that $18 I gave you to run around outside naked came out of your wallet.
Just passed a girl holding a jar filled with what appeared to be diarrhea
you going clubbing tonight?
well its tuesday isnt it
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