dude she wont stop talking about little people big world...she said my penis looked like zach roloff and took a picture with her phone?
He chugged from a bottle of wine and then we had pretend sex
How do you have pretend sex?
It was bad...so it was pretend
I love sluts.
I end my prayers with that every single night.
well look at the bright side
maybe you can be on an episode of "I Didn't Know I Was Pregnant"
it was 6 in the morning, and you cried until i put mulan in. then you proceeded to say every word, not to mention sing along... stop drinking.
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
She took a picture of me when she thought I was sleeping. I don't know whether to be amused or scared.
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Emergency! LinkedIn connected me to a hotornot hookup from sophomore year... slutty phase sphere has officially invaded grown up professional sphere. My illusions of interweb sexual anonymity have been exploded.
When I found her she was drinking wine out of a plastic bag in a bathroom stall, staring at herself in the mirror and crying hysterically. Cabo does things to a person...
he was inside of, then got up said "we don't want you having a baby," grabbed his car keys and left. so now i'm just sitting on his bed, wondering if he's coming back.
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
My hangover didn't kick in until like 4pm so I found myself puking in the middle of Times Square. During rush hour. In a three piece suit. A spongebob came by and patted me on the back.
but next to his bed he has a bible, and on the bible he has a pbr coaster and a condom. how can i stay mad at that? Its amazing.
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
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