Ambien. No doubt about it.
Bisexual people are plain selfish.
at a bar with my ex girlfriend.. both men AND WOMEN are hitting on her.. and not one has even looked at me
Whatever, she only has 293 friends, she cant afford to be defriending me..
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hooking up with my manager sounds like an even better idea while i'm sober.
Just spent the last three hours in the library successfully refreshing facebook
do you think semen can infect my impacted wisdom tooth
Half my face is frozen, my vagina is broken, I'm wearing only gym shorts eating a plate of mashed potatoes, avatar is on my tv. There's a naked guy on my couch whose name idk. I needa talk to you asap
I was so intoxicated last night I was giving out my real name and number ugh.
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Are you high right now?
is that a question or a drake reference?
Turns out the owner of the bar that I fucked used to be on Boy Meets World, but now he's old and bald. So there's that..
Oh my god if I have to go on fetlife to find a guy who will fuck me right around here, I'm going to scream.
I ask for a dick pic and he sends a picture of Dick Cheney. Who does that?
Like you can't just be like oh bb and THEN SEND ME A FUCKING PICTURE OF MY 8TH GRADE FAT SELF IN A TACO COSTUME
I fucked him on shrooms. His dick looked like a missile and he had snakes coming out of his ears. It. Was. AWESOME!
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