I would have done the walk of shame but I couldnt walk
it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
You kept yelling that her vagina looked like a hatchet wound.
im sorry, I just can't fuck a guy who can't receive picture messages
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
Every fourth of July I get sentimental when I think back to the one where we drove around baked off our asses crashing multiple cookouts listening to Team America's "America, Fuck Yea" on repeat. I miss us.
He brought a girl home so fat he called me before they got home to unlock the right side of the French doors
Fuck he won the bet
So I'm trying to figure out if starting the day running around the quad in a black t-shirt and bikini w/ a drawn on mustache is a good way to start the day...
Beautiful wedding. Beautiful bride. I got shitfaced. Came home and ate two corndogs. I'm still single.
She's wearing her dead grandmother's pearl on the married finger so no guys "bother her" tonight... I am not THAT committed to Girl's Night.
Did she owns a vibrator that will set off seismic activity.
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
When he wakes up tomorrow with half shaved legs smelling like a preteens bathroom, I'm sure he will think he has had a great evening
I met a gypsy today. She told me my soul animal was an owl and says she will now remember me as "Owl Girl".
Will exercising make me less horny?
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