i hate sounding clingy, but i just wanted to verify i wasn't an asshole in your mind
and then I told her I was too drunk. She started to cry, and told me this always happens to her and that she thinks shes ugly. I pretended I was asleep and then she farted.
I just woke up with a girl who has left and right tattoed on her wrists. In french. I may need to stop drinking.
She said she had a thing for dinosaurs. Come get me now
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My warmest regards to the fish in that koi pond I puked in.
Shared a jello shot with her mom last night. then she tucked me in and took of my shoes for me
If we worried less about pouring champagne down stripper crack, we probably wouldn't skip so many meals.
If she says "This is how acid feels" one more time I'm never trip-sitting them again.
Well, if he didn't want to get caught mid-gay experience by his girlfriend, he shouldn't have pushed so hard to do MDMA with me.
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I'm hoping they send me home from work drunk.
want to know what my life has come to? I just took a 45 min shower banging on the walls and making loud sex noises so my neighbors think I get some.
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
People will say "JOE YOU MUST TURN DOWN" and I will refuse, in the name of liberty.
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
got laid for being an eagle scout again. 4 more and ill have all my merit badges.
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