all i seem to do anymore is lay around stoned, naked and eating mangoes
I've awoken at 3am again, in a night terror, just thinking about how big his dick was.
I just typed in random letters on his address bar... 5 out of the 6....a porn site was in the drop down list hahahahaha get a life bro.
You said "sustain yourself" quietly over and over as you fed joeys hamster cashews. Acid you is a trip
Stormed out of the house in frustration and now I'm in public and have to take a rage dump. Today sucks.
I ordered more beers for everyone but had to finish them all. I promptly went outside and projectile vomited in the street. Three times.
if you come you're not allowed to wear pants. if you arrive wearing pants you won't be wearing them long.
I'm batshit crazy. I don't know how you guys keep forgetting that
He says it takes a lot to subdue the urge to just bury his face in my vagina. Of course, I have absolutely no problem with this.
His dick is a skeleton key. It fits everywhere.
Two of the boys I banged while living in that house are about to move into it hahhaaha
She used to be cute, back when we were young.
Oh well, so were platform jellies. Shit changes.
It's a shame, really, because he's got the cock of a horse... And the personality of dry toast.
Plan before tomorrows interview: wash off green glitter from EVERYWHERE!!!
I still dont see how i drunkenly impressed your mom
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