I just took a girl with a hip brace and crutches on a date. she obviously can't bone. is it rude to demand a blowjob?
Only in Alabama do they play hymns in a bar!!!
She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
i just google imaged poop.
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totally poinked my lawyers daughter in his hot tub last night. i figure getting off is just compensation for not getting me off.
I was sleeping on the bathroom floor and thought a wet towel might keep me warm.
You need to call dibs on the blond with the tits. It's your birthday.
Haha hell yea
Because if someone gets to see those.. It should be you. It's like God telling you Happy Birthday.
Oh. I'm probably going to just get a viagra and ruin your life.
Blocking me on Facebook doesn't change the fact that you've had my penis in my mouth. So there's that.
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YOU LICKED MY MAKEUP OFF.
They say find what you're good at... Evidently that's showing up late for everything, drinking, and eating cheese for me.
I just found those cheese sticks in my purse. Along with a handful of confetti.
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
Like he legitimately was standing straight up, feet on the roof, not holding on to a moving car.
The neighbor just poured gasoline on his 2 brush fires and proceeded to shoot Roman candles at them 🤔
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