Stoned at DSW. SO MANY SHOES! THEY'RE FREAKING ME OUT.
i now understand why he chose to have sex with my friend rather then me after lookin in the mirror this morning. and id do the same thing.
Sooo sorry about that. And crying. And comparing my life to a duck
she asked me if i wanted her to take her wedding ring off while she was giving me a handjob.
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
Stop making excuses. You can be here in 5 and cumming in 10
You are the only person I know that goes to a bar enough to charge your iPhone there....
The fact that I woke up with my panties on the counter and a piece of pizza stuck in my sheets is what scares me.
That is correct. I did in fact somehow pass out in the tanning booth for over an hour. And yes the attendant did have to open it up and shake me awake.
In this town being related to a brewing family or the owner of a sports team is like being royalty. It's like hooking up with the queen's nephew or something.
Turns out the average person our age has never run from the cops. Life: we're doing it right.
Sooo Zach and Judd are on my porch drunk eating leaves and flowers...
If I showed up at your door with pizza and a bottle of tequila wearing nothing but chaps and a fireman helmet, would you send me away?
He was dressed as the 420 Easter bunny...he looked like a walking anti-drug campaign.
Cancun blessed me with a drinking problem
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