wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
My co-worker just asked me if i colored my hair. Time to take a shower.
he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got rickrolled while sexting
Thanks for stealing lime trees for me at 4:00 am. We're well on our way to having sustainable supplies for mojitos this summer.
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i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
When sleeping with someone new: should you hide the magnum condoms, or let him know what he has to live up to?
I'm wearing cowboy boots and showing way too much cleavage to be in a place with no jaeger.
Doubtful. That seems irresponsible. The 4th will kill you if you stopped drinking until then. Let's think logically.
You said that about some fat chick sitting on the base of a lamp post and puking. Downright heroic.
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You left a motherfucking bruise. ON MY TIT. How? How do you even. No.
I'm not dealing with this wiskey dick shit, 2016 is the year of hard dicks
I cannot handle Xanax... I just turned my computer on and I googled how to work YouTube
I guess you know it was a good night when you find your ripped underwear in your pocket, and a nerf bullet falls out of your pant leg 😂😂
We decorated the tree, drank wine, and he went down on me with Christmas music on in the background. Christmas IS coming.
I told you that we shouldn't have sex. You said "its okay I already saw you pee" apparently that was convincing
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