Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
ParTy fuckkin suckkkks bro I gotta fid sum biTch 2 leT me fire sum loadz on her FACE!
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Nah, but can you imagine if I were seriously like that?
this girl is running around outside screaming, it's creaming on me! it's creaming on me. I totally have to find my video camera
i'm listening to "transmissions" by The Tea Party from like '97 and waxing my legs. fuck i'm awesome in my alone time
Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
What's the point in getting all dressed up and going when i'm just gonna throw up on myself by midnight?
A kid wearing a Batman belt buckle in my psych class just asked how people get pee fetishes. I'm too high for this.
I had my first sober conversation with his roommate. I remembered half way through that the first time we met I was getting fucked on his counter
yeah, i found the sharpie that everyone use to sign my tits last night. its dead.
They wouldn't let me hang out the sun roof and sing apple bottom jeans in the drive thru of hardee's i think i no longer like these ppl
don't get you morals all over my torrid fantasties
THEIR PENISES MATCH. I JUST REALISED THAT. THEY HAVE IDENTICAL DICKS. OH GOD.
I woke up with a thorn in my belly button. A THORN!
He drove over an hour to get this shit done. I guess i win the golden vagina award tonight
He radiates elegant sexual dominance. I bet even his balls have pinstripes.
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