what do you mean I googled how to give an awesome blow job?
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
you sang the finger bang song from south park while fingering me. needless to say, kind of a turn off.
Just mindlessly walked into the mens bathroom. My vagina has now become its own independent being, looking for penises. I'm just along for the ride.
Nah nah nah the rules are different on st patty day, drink beer or die. It's like the hunger games but blurrier
Worst part of blacking out... Waking up and having to do the teeth check
It's gay pride weekend and Father's day.. So in honor of the occassions I am now BI
He walked away from the girl that just blew him to hook up with another girl, and when she got pissed he just turned around and screamed, "SHE IS LIKE 10X HOTTER THAN YOU!" Then she went on an angry dick sucking rampage. There were 4 victims.
I got hammered with my chem professor at 4:30. I'm pretty sure that can't be topped by any real sort of institution.
I had 17 beers 2 days ago. I'm not dad material yet
Is it unethical to trim my bush hair with the scissors from my office?
ORGASMS AND PIZZA
PIZZA AND ORGASMS
I mean if you can't appreciate a good looking dick then just get out.
After the apocalypse all we'll have is vodka and twinkles.
She shoved her hand down my pants and held my cock for thirty minutes in the bar. It was like she was letting all the other females know I was hers.
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