Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
i woke up with a shirt on. the kids in my daycare group had a lot of questions when i took off my shirt at the pool to reveal "property of brittany" written on my chest and an arrow pointing to my dick.
Eric and I got kicked off of karaoke last night. Apparently, singing about masturbation to the tune of "A Whole New World" is not appropriate and definitely frowned upon by the DJ.
Can't show you right now as we are in public and he refuses to let me photograph his penis in a bar.
my nipple ring is gone but someone was nice enough to replace it with a paperclip
I JUST REALIZED HOW SOFT YOUR TABLE IS! and I also just started rolling
At some point last night Lemondrops turned into me doing shots of vodka and eating sugar packets at the bar.
I'm just over here all sober hanging with two high people talking about how they're "free-spirited stallions."
Guess who just got a Christian Beliefs class to seriously discuss the spiritual implications of dolphin rape?
Why is it every time you ask me what I'm doing, I'm at a police station?
oh my god. picked the worst day ever to not wear underwear...
I'm just gonna stop you right there because there is, in fact, no such thing.
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
He told me I look like a librarian today. I hope that means he has a librarian fetish or something
Disregard. He says he said I look "agrarian" today and just proceeded to compare me to Mumford and Sons. Fuck it, I'm going home and drinking
There's a dude wearing a banana suit at the house across the street....
Do you think the hole in the ceiling will count against our security deposit?
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