hows a nice way to say "yeah i would go to your dorm, but it's snowing and I know you're not going to blow me, so what's the point"?
They had to restock the bar 3 times before midnight. There is a bridesmaid dress hanging in a tree outside.
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His penis will pick the quickest route to vagina. it's like an biological onstar.
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Your engaged. Stop telling guys you will sit on their face. They don't always know your kidding.
She's planning a December wedding, I'm planning on a June breakup.
I am alternating between eating dry cheerios and mint chocolate chip ice cream with a fork. Please love me because no one else will
Put some vodka in it
Its 7am
put some vodka in it
he's dressing as a chick for halloween. of course i'm gonna make him get his legs professionally waxed. how is this even a question?
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Blow jobs in the hobby lobby parking lot, oh lawd there gonna pray for me when they review those tapes ...
The struggle bus has heated seats and stops at Dunkin on Friday mornings so I'll be okay.
I woke up to an email from expedia confirming my flight to hong kong
For the love of god, if any of you are up, bring me pants.
My ex unfollowed me on SPOTIFY bruh. Freaking spotify. The butthurt is real
Are you hungover?
No. I'm hiding under my covers and hoping it doesn't find me.
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