quit re-tweeting John McCain's tweets
Is making out on a toilet while he is sitting down and pissing weird? cause that's what happened last night
Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
I just heard the term negative masterbation and I don't believe it
He said he wanted to have kids with me so they could grow up to be professional linebackers. Not. A. Complient.
He dropped me off at 4 in the morning because I made fun of Pearl Jam..
Its not even 10am and we are talking about what guys assholes we would finger.
Can you fuck me on the kitchen counter at some point? I'll lysol it after
he was holding the bottle like a running back yelling for security and the national guard as he was being tackled
There is a visibable outline from you in the grass. its you in the fetal position...
Can't decide which I like more. Telling a girl she's pregnant or telling her she has herpes. It's the little things that make medicine tolerable.
THERE IS SOMEONE IN MY CAR MILKING HERSELF AND TELLING ME TO TRY IT
HE WILL NEVER BE ONE OF US. HE WILL NEVER BE A DECENT, GOD-FEARING WHORE.
All I want is dick and wine.
He woke me up at 6:30 to have sex again and afterwards, he didn't even judge me when I asked him if he wanted some rum. I think I found my soulmate.
Randomize
