I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
I'm going to let the use of the word "hella" slide considering I have sperm older than you.
jack dropped his pants and said "bet u've never seen a dick this big." which was really sad cuz i had never actually seen one that small...you have like pinch it between ur thumb and pointer finger to give a HJ
I never thought I would get head to the lion king soundtrack
Is it bad that I stopped wanting to fuck her as soon as I noticed she had dry skin?
I sometimes completely doubt that you're straight.
Just got a full body massage. It was uncomfortable at first, but then I realized I let strangers turn off the lights and put their hands all over my naked body 3 times a week anyways.
God my Facebook chat is a graveyard of old blowjobz
I dont care what I am for halloween, as long as i'm not a father after
I refuse to fuck a guy who needs a coozy for his beer. NOT EVEN IN DESPERATE TIMES LIKE THESE.
Guess I'll put him on my to-do list too. But closer to the bottom since we dated before. That's almost unethical.
I send out my deepest condolences for seeing my ass last night.
Just text the random number in my iphone notes that was entered at 1am. Should be interesting.
Why does your place smell like gin and misery?
I prefer to think of it as 'ode to single life'
Just had someone from Hells Angels snort coke off my tits...so I'm pretty much done with life now. 💀
Whats a little breast milk between friends?
Randomize
