hah yeah. there was a kid puking in the bathroom and this idiot brings in a potted plant and was like "yeah he's like, not getting enough oxygen"
if i hear one more christmas song, i will fucking shoot myself.
He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
I'm sitting at home, day drinking, while watching crossroads with brittany spears. I'm not the person you should be asking for advice right now.
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Turns out, his fucking is as lame and staggered as his NFL career.
He ate me out while I was wearing a tiara.... I think I could get used to this
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
If I have to masturbate more than twice a week you fail as a fuck buddy. Just so you know...................you failed
i swear to god if you did anything to my honey bunches ill remove all the oats and shove them up your dickhole then play pinata with my foot to knock them all back out
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Between this new vagisil cleaner and these cranberry vitamins, my vagina feels like a new women.
I'm not letting you use my bathroom unsupervised anymore. You peed in the sink thinking it was a urinal...
I wish everyone could suck his dick. It was an honor.
Another guy on Tinder just asked about "the hotter girl" in my pictures. I fucking hate being your friend.
I'm just going to assume my unresponsive booty calls are just preparing for the women's march tomorrow
u better not lose ur virginity to a sugar daddy who doesn’t post a pic of himself to tinder
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