i'm signing you up for texting rehab
I am at The Loft in SoNo, and there are two girls within arms reach that are making out with each other AGGRESIVELY. Like I can see 100% of a boob
For future reference, this is Trevors little sisters phone now. Trevs number is 484 XXX XXXX. Great story tho
she then came into the room and yelled I'M GOING TO BE A COCK BLOCK for 5 minutes
you yelled that ur labia majora was swollen at 3 am in the dorm hallway
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Whatever. I'm saving myself for my wedding night or a night with enough patron.
It got awkward when the girl working at planned parenthood continued to hit on me, after she knew about my STDs.
btw good call for not making out for a pitcher of vodka, this hangover is bad enough
I could get a dump truck for 1000. Think of the possibilities.
we cut her off and put her in bed but by the time we got back to the drinks she was already there shirtless. she's the topless tequila ninja
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made the entire pub sing the british national anthem, puked, rallied, then peed in a telephone booth and have pictures to prove it, taking tourism to another level since 2012.
I may be in the process of acquiring a second male fuck buddy and dating a girl....FUCKING STOP THE TRAIN I'M ON! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!!
I woke up at 5:47 in the morning to you peeing on my parents bedroom floor. I think we've established that you have a limit .
It's like jay gatsby himself preordained that our genitals meet again.
Long story short I ended up getting choked out by a really hot guy in the girls bathroom at a bar last night
Who cares if he’s younger, he’s hung like a moose. Your vagina will never forgive you if you pass on that dick
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