I'm watching harry potter...good thing I already know I'm gay
I guess so. I don't really give a fuck. I think I'm going to jerk off really loudly tonight just to keep them on their toes
I'm starting to think The only feelings I have anymore are drunk and hung over
you can't hurt those
You need to let me be on top sometimes. I gotta get rid of these love handles
They have a stripper pole on their deck. Normal.
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
Pretty sure I'm going to hell because of our friendship
Last one there wins
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
If you could watch a water balloon run... That's what it's like watching her run.
Bitch, he is not your friend and this is not Bravo. Get in this car before you get smacked
So, it's been almost 3 months and and I still dont know her last name. That's gotta be a record.
He fell asleep on top of me after sex. For 3 hours. Poor guy worked too hard.
Well, we all woke up in drag with no memory of why we were in drag. On the plus side, this shade of lipstick looks really good on me.
You know your Halloween costume is slutty when you have to shave your pubes to wear it.
He was shirtless in my yard saying he was jesus
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