So it's like pop-o-matic trouble, but with penises
Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
my dad just walked in on my jacking off and all he had to say was "I thought you were bigger than that".... thanks dad.
he fucked my hip out of place.
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Forgot to mention...Pamela Anderson has HPV, so i feel like im in good company
Did u smell a guys dreadlocks in the McDonald's drive thru line last night or did I dream that?
He told me to be careful with the shrooms because he mostly had caps left. He sounded apologetic but that's the best news all week.
Can you please help mom and dad? Theyre trying to figure out Skype, and its like 2 cavemen finding fire.
i don't think i have enough personality to make it through this date sober.
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I shit myself when I came, don't have flu sex
Dammit. the window insulation sheets are too small for my windows. Yet again I am disappointed by size
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
You think the guy at the speed wash knows he needs to scrub the vomit off the side of my car?
He knew.
I was trying to get nudes from last night and ended up getting a family portrait!
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
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