Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
i wonder if detective benson from law and order takes those handcuffs home. i bet she does.
Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
I just noticed that when I sneeze...my nipples get hard.
Mom just apologized for her lack of a gag reflex not being genetic.
You're a disgrace to the female race and the love triangle and halloween.
If you have a glass table... Put it up. I don't wanna hurt myself again, I just got my stitches out...
New discovery: pineapple flavored vodka. Life made, liver in jeopardy. Graduation t-minus 50 minutes.
Things you do not want to hear after sex: I almost lost my gum in your pussy. Really dude, don't share that with me!
I don'y know if I should feel accomplished or disgusted. I just ate a dozen cookies all to myself. I'm leaning more towards accomplished.
Can my mom come with to the bar? Prince just died and I feel like I need to take her out to cheer her up.
There's a weed, money and oreo filled pinata promised for our party.
There might be a dead possum in your bed, your roomate is extremely distressed!
So, my first week in Saskatchewan ended with me drinking moonshine and getting eaten out in a tractor. I already love it here!
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