doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
omg... punch me in the throat... I am about to lose my mind with my parents.. I'm not saying I agree with the menendez brothers.. but I understand
They threw me out of the bar because I was arguing business ethics with the owner of th bar
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
No, dude. Even Jesus hates Creed.
My lack of memory is directly related to being friends with you.
He's prob getting laid right now and I'm sitting alone in my duct tape shoes.
Can you come get Dustin he's putting taco bell fire sauce on cigarettes trying to light them again.
My whole family just stopped to look at me and aknowledge how fucked up I am.
You're doing a terrible job of letting me hook up with girls vicariously through you.
I mean I'm so obviously classy currently laying in bed watching a movie while finishing my drink from last night
almost dropped my phone in the toilet but it somehow bounced off my tit and landed on the floor. Boobs: saving me hundreds of dollars in bar tabs and smartphones since '09
I kind of just assumed by how he whisked eggs that he would be bad in bed.
I've never been so turned off by an omelet.
Still fucking the ballerina?
She can put her legs behind her head.
Enough said
I made out with the hosts' boyfriend, infront of her, drank way too much, slept in my car and convinced everyone that I'm really a nice person. If that's not skilled lying, I don't know what is.
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