I vaguely remember telling people they were not trash cans
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
I just had a boat ride of shame. With Senior Citizens.
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but you must be fair and judge his penis by normal penis standards and not let your vision be clouded by the rare gem of a penis you have recently encountered
I ended up with a gash in my head from drunken dancing last night. I love life.
He's coming over for beer and a movie, but I just don't know if he's interested.
Pathetic and sad. I should come over there and fuck both of you just to get the ball rolling.
You said you wanted to start a restaurant called 'Barbecue' where everything is barbecued. You sounded really proud of your concept.
He's moaning and crying and coughing up something audibly liquid. I can't live in this house any more.
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I'm approaching homosexuality at an increasingly alarming rate with each break up.
I hooked up with Spider-Man on the hood of Santas car. I kept saying that he could shoot his web at me. Also I found Waldo. Overall good night.
He's slurring his text. I didn't think that was possible.
Let's be honest, I'm cooking chicken nuggets in my Helm jersey and underwear who has their life more together than me?
There's no time frame.
For drinking wine out of the bottle and taking nyquil at 9 AM? There probably should be.
I could not add him. He gets 5 likes on Instagram.
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