He had on juicy sweatpants and thats when i knew he was no longer a threat.
the last 2 times weve had drunk sex ive had to get the morning after pill.. he's turning into a real expensive fuck buddy.
I just miserably failed my own drug test. At least I know what a positive will look like when I give them to the employees tomorrow.
I'm going on a nature/throwup walk. Don't lock me out of the apartment.
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Just finished putting caution tape around the tv. Sober me needs to prepare.
We were debating whether rain water is clean enough to drink. I won when he started throwing up.
Thanks for your number, i want to ski with you, do party with you and sleep with you. Lucas.
There would be some who claim I got a little "carried away" or that we "probably don't need that many jello shots". They would be wrong.
I will have to bone him sometime between now and July so he will move all my shit again
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Mmm. Champagne. Weed. 17 pounds of animal crackers.
Dropped the bowl in the litter box. But it landed face up. What do I do?
She can be as judgemental as she wants. But she thinks the female orgasm is a myth so who is really winning here...
How have you been? I haven’t talked to you since you dyed your pubes.
He showed his fake to the cop and was like "does the coloring look off to you?"
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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