what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
they need to just BURY HIM!
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
How bad is it if you swallow a really small piece of glass? Be optimistic if possible I'm anxious about it.
I wore sweatpants. When I show up to a booty call in sweatpants there's your warning
My birthday is in 11 days. Going ham. Consciousness will not be an option
Burritos, beer, and hot tub sex. Merry Christmas to me.
You had me at "let me see your balls"
I'm pretty sure the rest of my evening will consist of masturbating, drinking tequila and watching children's movies.
Matched with the lumberjack. Here's your wedding invite.
They had an Olympic theme party at her work yesterday. She brought home her fake gold medal and hung it on my cock after she rode me.
I'm not fucking any of these fools. But if they want to buy me Olive Garden, that's their business.
According to the rule of quantum porn mechanics, the mere thought of something kinky causes it to exist. So out there, somewhere, there is already riddler/smurf porn...
That confirms what we've all known all along. I'm a bad gay. I have no fashion sense.
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