i nerd-gasmd. plain and simple.
I heard you aren't going to graduate...that suck sorry bro
I heard your girlfriend is trying to spread swine flu because she wants to wear one of those masks to cover up her broke ass teeth
I walked out of the bathroom and both of you girls were giving the gay guy head. I was like, "laaaterrr."
Its a sad when the highlight of your day is flicking a booger and actually getting it to stick to your computer monitor.
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
I wish we never smoked. I'm literally laying in bed opening and closing my eyes, just hoping a hot dog stand will appear in the room.
Was I shouting at a fire engine last Friday?
Woke up on the stairs at my parents house. Good start to vacation.
YOU ARE THE WORST TRAVEL AGENT! THIS IS A SINGLES CRUSE FOR SENIORS. THEY ALL THINK IM THE FUCKING WAITRESS JUST CAUSE IM BLACK!!!
I feel like someone poured gasoline and bleach in my nose and lit it on fire.
Why! I don't feel that at all!!!! I feel jipped
He won a jackpot and invited his ex girlfriend over to have sex on 5grand
I woke up with a thorn in my belly button. A THORN!
jusy threw up in the airport bathroom. I am no longer thankful for fireball.
This will never work. His dick is smaller than mine.
Wow. And yours is kind of small.
RIGHT?
Your heart isn't making stupid decisions... your penis is outsmarting your brain. Stop fucking her!
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