I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
there are so many fish in the see you have left to fuck
the only thing he could say in english were 'insert coin here' and 'game over'. i love spanish men.
I hate that he uses me for something other than sex. What does he think I am? His girlfriend? Ha.
the mechanics of walkigng feel weird right now everyone lools like a demon
what does alcohol mean
You paid a stripper $40 to choke me out last night.
Yeah, you gave me a condom that I 100% coulda used, then an hour later you basically beat the shit out of me and physically took it from my pocket.
The drunk people on this bus are singing Journey songs. This is the whitest thing I've ever experienced
Competitive oral. I'm always telling girls they are only the fourth, maybe third, best blowjob I've had. They go back down with something to prove.
And the next morning he asked me why I had clothes on so I said so that he could take them off again.
You rinsed the beer pong ball off in my White Russian
Man, that hitchhiker cursed me.
We kind of crashed their funeral party. Oops.
What's the blow job-backrub exchange rate these days? I've got some killer stress knots
It should be perfectly legal to tase anyone not wearing a mask.
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